you stand in the aisles at the grocery store with your WW Points Finder figuring points before you buy.
you start telling your coworkers the Points in their lunches.
you calculate the Points in your dog's food.
you take off your earrings before you weigh in.
you try to calculate activity Points for typing!
you run to the bathroom like 3 times before weigh in to make sure you are "empty"
you wear the lightest clothes you own to get weighed
you refer to points like it has money value (i.e that cost me 3 points)
you panic when someone invites you to go out somewhere and you don't know the points.
you know how much your panties weigh (even an ounce makes a difference on weigh-in day!).
all foods in your cabinet are marked with point values in big, bright marker colors.
you start growling at your friends if they try to steal some of your carefully pre-measured food.
you now consider foods as point worthy or unworthy.
you know the location of every public restroom within a 5-mile radius of your home.
you haven’t balanced your checkbook in weeks, but your food journal is kept down to every half point.
your WW leader won’t call on you in meetings because she wants somebody else to participate, for once.
all your friends have become Weight Watchers, and you’ve started your own e-group
you dare to wear that slinky dress out of the house because it doesn't fit like a sausage casing any more
store-bought cake with cheap “butter cream” is gross and you don’t finish your courtesy slice at the party.
you buy a digital scale for your bathroom
you know exactly how many nuts equal 1 ounce
you are thirsty all the time
you don’t eat Skinny Cows any more because strawberries are in season
the water filter that is supposed to last 3 months lasts 3 days
you deliberately take the farthest parking space where every you go to get the extra activity points
you accidentally take a sip of your friends regular soda and get upset because you could have spent those points elsewhere
you have a brand new car and walk to work to earn activity points
you’ve gone to bed to avoid eating
you stop licking postage stamps when you realize you can't calculate their point values
you refuse a free lunch because you already planned your lunch in advance
you eat a whole can of green beans cold with a dash of vinegar and enjoy it!
you once walked a half hour to dinner all dressed up on vacation to earn extra points
you can look at others and know how much they weigh
you won't even eat a TicTac offered to you because you don't know the point value
you drink a full glass of water before eating so you won't eat as much
you sneak carrot sticks into the movies so you won't go for the popcorn.
you go to restaurants and often order an appetizers for your meal
when everybody in your family starts counting their points, too
when eating over at friend’s place you start to look for the Nutrition List on the bottom of the plate.
you start to panic when you get down to your last "skinny cow"
everybody asks, "How did you lose all that weight so fast?"
you appreciate the benefits of Kashi
you can't imagine life without your journal
you take point finder with you everywhere you go.
your family doesn't want to be home for dinner anymore and start eyeing your dogs juicy steak.
other people around you feel guilty for the food THEY are eating
you and your friends can just give each other “that look” when a person walks into the room -meaning there might be a candidate for WW too.
you accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many POINTS it had in it.
you take a bite and then spit it out because you realize it wasn't worth the points!
you carry a bottle of non-fat dressing in your purse when you go to a restaurant so you make sure you don't eat the high point stuff.
you take your cup measure with you when you go to a buffet so you know exactly how much you are getting.
everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the POINTS on their lunch.
you actually look forward to weight in day when you have been within your points all week.
you convince the grocery store owner to organize the food aisles according to POINTS values.
you frame your 5 pound book markers and hang them on your wall
you replace the pizza place magnet on your refrigerator the with your 50 lb. magnet
you call your family to the dinner table and instead of "what's for dinner?" they ask "how many points are we having for dinner?"
you carry your journal with you wherever you go
you start wondering why restaurant servings of any meal are large enough to feed 3 grown men
you start wondering how many points are in bubble gum
you look down at the backs of your hands and get freaked out by how skinny they look
you weigh every pair of shoes you own